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COOP PICKGUARDS!

We have to confess we don’t really know our way around a guitar, but please to enjoy these words, straight from the brainy dude who invented this amazing process that brings you these utterly awesome and super-limited edition Coop Pickguards:

Hot rod quality aluminum (T-6061) is bought by the sheet and sheared to spec. All pickguards are CNC machined (not stamped, not plasma-cut, not waterjet-cut) at 0.0900". This is done so that the dimensional integrity of the relationship between pickguard and guitar body remains intact. Once
machined, the pickguards are finished, imaged and sealed.

Since they are created with aircraft quality aluminum, they are ultra-light. Furthermore, tin foil is no longer needed to keep signals grounded. Tele pickguards have 8 screw holes along with two additional screw holes for the neck pickup adjustment. This tele pickguard fits most U.S., Japanese, Mexican, and Korean bodies (single neck pickup only). Precision pickguards have 13 screw holes (along with three volume/tone knob slots). This pickguard fits most U.S., Japanese, Mexican, and Korean bodies.

Oh yeah: All U.S.A. Made!! Click on each for a detail image.

Shipping to you the week of June 16th (hooray for Bloomsday!) or sooner if they arrive early.

(guitar not included, silly!)

DSTLDEV3 Smoking Devil Pickguard $89.99
DSTLWRNCH Wrench Devil Pickguard $89.99	DSTLPOP2 Pop Girl Pickguard $89.99
DSPRCFLG Flag Girl Pickguard $89.99	DSPRCNRS Bad Nurse Pickguard $89.99

Click on the image above to see the Coop Kids wear.

Click on the image above to see the Coop Jewelry.

Click on the image above to see the Coop Sport Shirts.

Click on the image above to see the Coop Jackets.

Click on the image above to see the Coop toys.

COOP LUNCH BOXES!

Just like you remember them, metal (only without a Thermos) and totally designed by Coop.

This full-color baby features full front and back embossed color images, plus Coop sketches all around the sides. It's a must for all your small storage needs.

Dimensions: 8" x 7" x 3 3/4"

DHLB01

COOP LUNCH BOX

$14.99 each

 

COOP SHOT GLASSES!

EXCP005 Smokin’ Devil Shot Glass $6.50	EXCP006 Smokin’ Devil Girl Shot Glass $6.50

 

So far we’re the only people to have these—one features Coop’s trademark Smokin’ Devil, and the other has his mate, the Smokin’ Devil Girl. Both glasses sport the COOP logo on their backside (and shouldn’t you too?) and are crystal clear regulation sized glasses.

Friends, these are top-notch bar quality merchandise, lovingly emblazoned with two of Coop’s most popular images.

The gentleman is now back in stock, and there are a few remaining of the lady. They can be yours for a mere $6.50 each.

Order now and with our lightning-fast shipping you’ll be drinkin’ before you know it!

BELT BUCKLES

Lovingly cast in top quality pewter right here in the Good Ole USA, these babies are sure to get your crotch the attention you know it deserves.

Four finishes!

Perfectly Pewter (for you purists), Badass Bronze for those looking for something a bit darker, Ga-Hetto Gold for—well, you know who it’s for—and Superfly Silver, which we should be receiving soon.

Each buckle comes in our special muslin bag!

HC02 Flag Girl Buckle Perfectly Pewter $55.00	HC03 Flag Girl Buckle Badass Bronze $55.00
HC04 Flag Girl Buckle Ga-Hetto Gold $55.00	HC05 Flag Girl Buckle Superfly Silver $55.00

A New Meaning to Texas Hold ’Em!

Why sit and watch dumb celebretrons play poker on tv when you can do it in style (or your underpants) in your own home?

You guessed it, Coop’s been hard at work on this amazing super-deluxe poker set for a while, and they’re finally in our hot little hands, ready to ship out to you.

Check it out—200 coop-imaged chips, 5 dice, a dealer chip, and two decks of cards, all snug in an authentic metal Coop-emblazoned toolbox so you’re ready to bring the action at a moment’s notice.

 

DHPS02

COOP HI-PERFORMANCE POKER SET

$125.00 each

 

HOT WHEELS JAPAN POSTER

These babies are amazing, featuring silver ink and a couple of trick printing effects.

Quantities are extremely limited as the bulk of the edition was sold in Japan.

PCOP013

HOT WHEELS JAPAN

Edition of 300
15 x 24 inches

$75.00 each

 

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Coop Playing Cards

Designed to be included in the super-snazzy Coop Poker Set (due to arrive this summer), these playing cards are here now and they are simply amazing.

Every Single Card bears its own unique image, each lovingly rendered by The Man Coop Himself. Even the backs have the Coop logo! And don’t let anyone say you’re not playing with a full deck—the pack contains the full 52 cards plus two jokers—every one of them Guaranteed Rectangular. And all this for just five bucks.

Distract and amuse friends and foes alike—these bright graphic images should even improve your Three Card Monte.

Don’t be a chump—get these cards today!

DHPC01

Coop Playing Cards

$5.00 each deck

 

Coop Club—License Plates!

These babies are hand crafted by gen-u-ine felons (okay MAYBE we’re exaggerating) and come to you of highest quality embossed tin, each one shrink-wrapped for your protection. Dimensions are 12" x 6" and the colors are super-vivid. And they come ready to mount with holes punched, both top and bottom.

DHLP01

Bad Girl License Plate

$15.00 each

 

 

DHLP02

Hot Rod License Plate

$15.00 each

This Portfolio is eight inches square and is presented as a folder containing six prints, a title page and a colophon page, all of which are printed on hefty 130-pound paper using secret inks and Pressure Printing’s own patented techniques. The folder to contain it all is printed, die cut and debossed.

PWAPP

Parts With Appeal—Pressure Portfolio

Edition of 500

 

$200.00 each

 

CD CASES!

Only the highest quality vinyl will do to protect your precious music and/or movies! These cases each hold 24 disks and zip securely on three sides. Groovy images grace the fronts, and of course the world-famous Coop signature adorns the back.

 

CDIRON

Iron Cross Devil CD Case

$11.99 each

 

 

CDFLAG

Flag Girl CD Case

$11.99 each

 

LARGE Coop “QEE”
Keychain

EIGHT-INCH HIGH ridiculously limited edition Coop Qees from Toy2R. Only 500 of these were made and 100 of ’em went right to Coop! We aren’t sure how many he’ll give us to sell so as usual we discourage procrastinators.

This Qee is 8" tall and comes in the box as pictured, which was also designed personally by Coop. And what do you know, it looks even better beside the 2.5" Qee, which (for a limited time only, natch) we are also selling below.

EXCP026

LARGE QEE

8 inches tall

$89.95 each

Coop “QEE”
Keychain

This is Coop’s design for OX-OP’s QEE project—A select few artists were commissioned by OX-OP Gallery to modify the highly collectible “QEE” figure. This project produced only 10,000 QEEs in all, only 500 of them being Coop’s design, and ONLY ONE Coop per case.

Most of them won’t even be released in the US and are being sold only in Asia. Ours are Coop’s private stock. These boxes have clear front windows to see the QEE inside. The regular QEE boxes are windowless, which means you don’t get to see which one you got until you’ve bought it and you open it.

Supplies are very limited.

EXCP025

QEE

2.5 inches tall

$20.00 each

VAMPIRELLA WITH
A COVER BY COOP

 

 

Limited Stock!

This cover is an alternate which only appeared on about 1/4 of the print run for this issue.

EXCP024

COOP VAMPIRELLA

Comic Book

 

$5.00 each

 

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HOLY MATRIMONY!

This is a full-sized, 8-color, hand-pulled silkscreen poster, signed and numbered by Coop from an edition of 200. Most of them were given out as favors at the wedding, though, so these more than qualify as Super Scarce.

 

 

EXCP023

HOLY MATRIMONY!

23" x 36" Poster

 

$100 each

 

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Coop Wild Women Stationery Set

 

New Coop STATIONERY SET from Dark Horse is now available!

 

 

Same format as the previous set—four kinds of paper, envelopes and stickers, only all new!

 

EXCP021

Coop
Wild Women
Stationery Set
$5.00

 

COOP COASTERS

SOLD OUT!

COOP JOURNALS

Dimensions are 5.5" x 8.5"

spiral bound, 128 pages

EXCP018 Wheel Girl Journal $10.00	EXCP019 Tower Exclusive Journal $10.00

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This poster is a limited edition of 100 fine art prints, created through the Giclee process.
Signed and numbered by the artist.

 

 

Bad Nurse

15" x 31"

 

$120 each

 

FREE COOP ICONS
FOR MAC OS X!

Bob “MacBryce” De Schutter has been kind enough to create and offer these really cool icons for OS X users. You can download them here totally free of charge, but please keep them for your personal use only and don’t upload them anywhere else.

That’s the end of the fine print—Enjoy the icons!

WHEEL GIRL STATUES!

 

ALL SOLD OUT at COOPSTUFF.COM!

 

 

You might still find the last of these at Tower stores.

Each statue is numbered, from an edition of 1970,
and they are ready to display.

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NEW Giclee / Iris Print

Now ready for shipping!

 

This poster is a limited edition of 26 fine art prints, created through the Giclee process. Signed and lettered (A-Z) by the artist.

 

 

 

ALIEN LOVE

Poster 01- 03 / 24" x 36"

 

$200 each

 

 

 

WRENCH DEVIL

EXCP012 / 24" x 36"

 

Retail Price: $8 each

 

 

COOP TOWER CALENDAR

These babies vanished from all Tower Stores in a flash, so here’s your last chance to get one, and it is signed by the artist. We have a very limited number, so he who hesitates will be too late!

Order now!

COOP PMI POSTER SET

SOLD OUT!

To celebrate Coop’s representation by the classy New York firm PMI, a set of four posters marking this historic event has been released. Each poster is 21 inches wide by 16 inches high and they are an inseparable set of four, featuring different background colors: blue, pink, yellow, and green. These are Artists Proofs and will each be signed and designated “A/P” by Coop.

You get one set of all four colors for only $175!

EXCP - PMI
Coop PMI Poster Set
(includes four posters, each 21" x 16")

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NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!

Yes, as some of you crackerjack investigators might have guessed, COOP has done extensive artistic work for his favorite band, THE GO NUTS, and we just happen to have a few copies of their first CD for sale.

These babies fell off a Hostess truck so we are able to bring them to you at the easy-to-swallow low price of $10 each!

Of course you are already ready to buy, BUT WAIT! Each CD will also come with a signed 8 x 10 inch copy of Coop’s original sketch for the Nut-Bot 9000!!!

Can you really afford to miss out on such snack classics as “Food Fight,” “Nutrition Break,” and the runaway hit “Robert Earl Hughes”? We thought not.

Sleeve insert includes six COOP illustrations and lots of SNAKtion-packed photos of the band!

Order now!

EXCP010
Go Nuts CD
with Signed Coop sketch

$10.00

 

 

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MARK OF THE BEAST
AWARD-WINNING
COOP TATTOO FLASH

The set contains 22 flash sheets and more than 50 images—both full color AND black and white stencil art—each lovingly drawn by Coop and rendered specifically for use in tattooing. The package is 11 x 14 inches, features full-color COOP art, and also contains a full-color COOP POSTER!

 

The limited edition is 5000 units.
NO REPRINTS will be authorized!

Only two hundred bucks a set—and that includes the full-color package, the sheets of black and white AND color flash, and the full-color poster.

 

Get one before they’re gone!

HELL AIN’T A BAD PLACE TO BE
AC/DC Tribute Album with
Full-Color Coop Cover Art

 

 

FEATURED ARTISTS:
Chapstik, The Upper Crust, Electric Frankenstein, REO Speedballer, Ironboss, Zeke, the Dwarves, Chrome Cranks, Honky, Supersuckers, Lollipop, Voltage and Fuckemos.

Fresh from the belly of Reptilian Records comes this 13-song tribute record to the kings of rock 'n roll, AC/DC.

This compilation is now available only in CD (the kids love the CDs).

Just what you need when you’re jumping around in your floppy hat and short pants, so hurry and order today!

ZIPPO Bikini Bitch

Exclusive! Not Available From SmokeKing!

She’s mean! I don’t know why she’s bendin’ over, but it might just be to get a closer look at what she just stepped-on—maybe it was YOU? Order now before you REALLY piss her off.

EXCP002 Bikini Bitch $29.99

 

STINK Promotional Poster

Not available ANYWHERE but here

with an edition of 100 and a price of $175.

This is an Exclusive AND an Artist’s Proof

Hurry now as they’re selling fast!

ORDER FORM
for Mail Order Only

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